Forget all the reasons why it won’t work and believe in the one reason it will.(via staypozitive)
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Isn’t it weird how humans have to drink a clear liquid substance to survive
Vodka?
Yes
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why commit murder when you can have one of these
come on guys
I’d kill for one of those.
I think you’re missing the point
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